If you are anything like me, you love the TV program “Cheers!” and its many characters. Some of the best one-liners delivered each episode came from the character Norm as he entered the bar and requested his first Beer. Here are a few of these exchanges — classic Norm quotes.
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Woody, “How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.”
Sam, “What’s shaking, Norm?”
Norm, “All four cheeks & a couple of chins.”
Sam, “What’s new, Normie?”
Norm, “Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach, and they’re demanding beer.”
Sam, “What’d you like, Normie?”
Norm, “A reason to live. Give me another beer.”
Sam, “What’ll you have Normie?”
Norm, “Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.”
Sam, “Looks like beer, Norm.”
Norm, “Call me Mister Lucky.”
Coach, “Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?”
Norm, “Like a baby treats a diaper.”
Woody, “What’s the story, Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.”
Woody, “He,y Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.”
Norm, “I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”
Sam, “Beer, Norm?”
Norm, “Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”
Woody, “What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.'”
Coach, “Whatcha up t,o Norm?”
Norm, “My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.”
Woody, “How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “Poor.”
Woody, “I’m sorry to hear that.”
Norm, “No, I mean pour.”
Sam, “How’s life treating you, Norm?”
Norm, “Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.”
Norm, “Women. Can’t live with ’em….pass the beer nuts.”
Sam, “What’s going down, Normie?”
Norm, “My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”
Woody, “Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “Alright, but stop me at one….make that one-thirty.”
Sam, “What’s the story Norm?”
Norm, “Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.”
Woody, “What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “The question is what’s going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.”
Woody, “Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?”
Norm, “A little early isn’t it, Woody?”
Woody, “For a beer?”
Norm, “No, for stupid questions.”